the grown people survey.

(1) Is there anyone on your friends list you would have sex with?
moving right along...

(2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
mmmm morning sex. nooner sex. right before bed sex. i love sex.

(3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
nahh.

(4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
lol. negative.

(5) Shower or bath while having sex?
i always wanted to do it in the shower.

(6) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
aggressive. extra aggressive. mmhmm. sexy.

(7) Do you love someone in your friends list?
yes. completely. possibly more than my own self.

(8) Love or Money?
i've got plenty of love... money would be nice.

(9) Credit cards or cash?
cards.. i hate paper.

(10) Have you ever wanted a best friend?
i have a best friend. a few even.

(11) Camping or a 5 star hotel?
hotel! hollerr.

(12) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
hmmm... it's up for discussion.

(13) Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
i have. its not beneath me.

(14) Have you ever been to a strip club?
yes because i was there. no because i was too drunk to remember.

(15) Ever been to a bar?
see above.

(16) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
nope!

(17) Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
lol. that is effing hilarious.

(18) Had sex in a movie theater?
nope. i don't know that i'm willing.

(19) Had sex in a bathroom?
yes.

(20) Have you ever had sex at work?
...does while i was on break count?

(21) Ever been to an adult store?
at one point, it was a frequent thing.

(22) Bought something from an adult store?
see above.

(23) Have you been caught having sex?
no! i'm slick with it.

(24) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
sigh... no comment.

(25) Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
not once. i'm usually pretty in tune with the sexual experience i'm having. and i'm not going to mentally put someone else in your place when you just suck at it.

(26) Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
whoever reads it and feels like posting it.