note to world:

I have a deep love for aneasha. the unconditional kind. I know we're talking every day right now and its nothing but love. but if something were to happen and we never got to speak again, I'd still love her. prolly a bit more than most. no details, its too personal. but true none the less.

'tis all.

behold a lady.

a real woman is a lady in the streets, and leaks in her sheets.
you don't doubt her sexual prowess. you don't ask her questions until its over.
you just let her do her thing.
when you finish, you only ask her how the hell she got that great.
not that you truly want to know, you just want to put an emphasis on how good she was
without bending your ego to fit.
but its damn good.
and she got you thinking abt wife-ing her just off that one performance.
you know, like young chris said:
"i think i might wife her. you know, powder blue roc-a-wear suit, white nike her."
but instead, you let her speak for herself.
cause when you think you know her, you don't.
and you're not mad when she shows you the door,
cause she's gotta work in the morning, and you'll keep her up all night.
and it takes sleep to keep that beauty up.
a lady in the street, but she leaks in her sheets.
let you tell it, and it's all your fault.
but let her tell it, and it's all her fault.
you think you make her leak, but that's her that makes her skeet.
she knows herself, inside and out.
don't let her demure attitude fool you, she knows how good she is.
all that bending, twisting, and gyrating, she doesn't do it just for you.
she does it for her
because she gets off on getting you off,
and getting herself off gets you off.
so it works out for everyone.
just tell her how good it is, so you can stroke her big ego.
and then she can stroke you... and your ego.
she can stroke it better, bc you you always get it wetter.
and the curve of your... let's just say it fits perfectly in her...
and you love it. so does she.
so you're not opposed when she shows you the door, bc she has to work in the morning.
as soon as she gets home, you're welcome back
to do it all over again.
because she's a lady in the streets,
and leaks in her sheets.
and she's just happy you're there to witness it.

the grown people survey.

(1) Is there anyone on your friends list you would have sex with?
moving right along...

(2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
mmmm morning sex. nooner sex. right before bed sex. i love sex.

(3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
nahh.

(4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
lol. negative.

(5) Shower or bath while having sex?
i always wanted to do it in the shower.

(6) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
aggressive. extra aggressive. mmhmm. sexy.

(7) Do you love someone in your friends list?
yes. completely. possibly more than my own self.

(8) Love or Money?
i've got plenty of love... money would be nice.

(9) Credit cards or cash?
cards.. i hate paper.

(10) Have you ever wanted a best friend?
i have a best friend. a few even.

(11) Camping or a 5 star hotel?
hotel! hollerr.

(12) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
hmmm... it's up for discussion.

(13) Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
i have. its not beneath me.

(14) Have you ever been to a strip club?
yes because i was there. no because i was too drunk to remember.

(15) Ever been to a bar?
see above.

(16) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
nope!

(17) Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
lol. that is effing hilarious.

(18) Had sex in a movie theater?
nope. i don't know that i'm willing.

(19) Had sex in a bathroom?
yes.

(20) Have you ever had sex at work?
...does while i was on break count?

(21) Ever been to an adult store?
at one point, it was a frequent thing.

(22) Bought something from an adult store?
see above.

(23) Have you been caught having sex?
no! i'm slick with it.

(24) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
sigh... no comment.

(25) Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
not once. i'm usually pretty in tune with the sexual experience i'm having. and i'm not going to mentally put someone else in your place when you just suck at it.

(26) Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
whoever reads it and feels like posting it.

sooner or later, you get tired of the dumb shit.
sooner or later, you just fiend for some real shit.
in some form, in some way,
in some time, in some space,
all you want is the truth.

but that's life.
shit happens to you, and you can either live with it or move away from it.
choosing to move away.